Happy 8th birthday, Facebook!
Granted, I hate a large majority of the people in my newsfeed, and the apps are annoying, and I have no idea what the deal with Farmville is, and a lot of the status updates make me want to stab myself in the eye with a rusty grapefruit spoon, but happy birthday!
And then they made a movie about you and it broke my fucking heart forever and ended up being my favorite movie of all time, so at least there’s that.
Here, have a gif that accurately describes my feelings.
